WATCH IT CRASH

Max, 19.
Stuff I like
, sometimes stuff I make. We should be friends.

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there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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glittrblud:

mosskitten:

I don’t want happy weddings I don’t want companies sticking little rainbows on stuff I don’t want allies flooding the streets at Pride for ‘support’

I want homes and clothes and hormones and medical care and education and legal protection and access to shared history and community and safety and respect for ALL my LGBT+ siblings. 

THIS THIS THIS

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
— 出典: Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

angrybabybirdofprey:

okay can we just one last thing

spreading the idea that one is only triggered when having a full blown, system-shut-down panic attack is damaging and delegitimizing to people who have physiologically and emotionally different reactions to triggers.

like slow burning, long lasting unease and fear.

that’s a trigger reaction too.

please stop.

vale-decem-fowl:

ididjustsaveyourlife:

perchyjackson:

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THANK

One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

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Age 3
This is the time when time means nothing at all. You laugh, blissfully unaware of the ticking clock, as you reach forward on your swing set and hope to touch the sky.
There’s still time.

Age 6 
Somebody told you your birthday is four months away. You’re still not sure how long that is but you’ve already decided that it isn’t fair birthdays only come once a year.
There’s still time.

Age 14
People keep asking you what you want to be when you’re older. You tell them you don’t know.
There’s still time.

Age 18
You can’t stop thinking about all the things you wanna do. All the places you want to visit, the people you want to meet.
There’s still time.

Age 24
Your best friend just told you she’s engaged. She’ll be getting married in the summer.
There’s still time.

Age 41
The unfinished draft of the book you dream of publishing one day has been sitting in the drawer for months now.
There’s still time.

Age 53
You found an old magazine page with an article about that country on the other side of the world you’d once imagined yourself exploring.
There’s still time.

Age 67
You get a call saying your friend of many years has suffered a heart attack. The funeral’s on Monday.
There’s still time.

Age 82
You woke up today feeling more tired than usual. Your grandchildren are coming over for a visit but they won’t be here until 11 AM. You go lie on the couch for a little bit and let your eyes shut softly.

You wish there was still time.

— 出典:(via farewelleleven)

hatepotion:

'You could've taken anyone!’ said Ron in disbelief over dinner. ‘Anyone! And you chose Loony Lovegood?’

'Don't call her that, Ron,' snapped Ginny, pausing behind Harry on her way to join friends. 'I'm really glad you're taking her, Harry, she's so excited.'

as always, who is sentimental about their friendship? Not me, of course

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this