February 2011
47 posts
That awkward moment when your thoughts were wrong.
Sometimes the snarky humor of the people on the...
January 2011
63 posts
Is it me or is being a writer for tosh.0 the...
The guy who was Eduardo in The Social Network is...
While I approve of this guy being Spiderman, why the fuck are they remaking Spiderman? It will only have been 10 years since the first one came out, and five since the most recent one.
instagr.am is pretty fly (and free...Jew is happy) →
Today I was the happiest I'd been in a long time.
She said there were two things that did the trick, and this was one of them.
I remember when it used to be an everyday thing.
That’s probably why this wasn’t a problem back then.
Stardust: Doing this again →
(Not posting it to Tumblr though)
WRITE A LETTER TO THESE PEOPLE :
Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 —…
That moment when you feel someone doesn't want to...
yousmileyoulie:
singitf0rthew0rld:
If Tumblr is all the same person, this is that...
Snarky, witty. Artistic, and a hopeless romantic. Loves movies, intelligent humor, and making fun of political icons. Also loves photography.
I'm almost 100% sure that tumblr is all the same...
trasnochar:
we like the same things and people and have the same sense of humor
everyone is just the collective called “tumblr”
“My normal blizzard routine: Scream at any atheists I see making snow angels;...”
– SMS
“Despite my athletic prowess and eagerness to please you, I cannot outrun a...”
– Marshall Mann
I still love you. I don't think that's gonna...
I'm gonna write a book.
First page already DONE on me iPhone.
There’s an app for that.
I wish you looked at me, the way I look at you. I...
Not Fixing Clocks: literary and narrative →
xhounder:
It’s like when you lie in bed in the morning, trying not to get up but trying to convince yourself you have to. Eventually the responsible side wins, and you arise with character-building vigor and enthusiasm. You take a shower, brush your teeth (which you’ve never done in the morning), and go…
“Being one of a kind can get lonely. But it’s better than being like...”
– DLM
If justice is love made public, then justice is...
Ahhh, New York
Honey, I’m hoooooome.
Today I had to define love for someone who truly...
Someone who had been with countless people but never really got it. And they didn’t know that they didn’t understand until they told me they felt like they wanted something and didn’t know how to explain it. I knew exactly what it was though.
They told me they wanted someone they could cry to when things got to be too much. Someone that they could really trust with anything....
“Our marriage is like soft-serve ice cream. And trust is the hard chocolate shell...”
– Homer Simpson to Marge (via 11chances)
Hate Sarah Palin and her team? Get ready to hate... →
So today on the subway
there were these two guys that randomly started rapping. No big deal, there are plenty of crazy people on the subway. But it seemed like every third word was “the n-word.” Again, I’m used to hearing it but…it’s freaking MLK day. I dunno, this is probably me just expecting too much from humanity, but I thought maybe it might mean something to two adult black guys.
...
reblog if you want some of these in your ask box
a question
a compliment
a tmi
a story
a poem
about you
what you think about me
why you follow me
rank me
if you met me what would you do
how was your day
a new year resolution
a cute message
one thing you want to tell me
Can't you see I belong with you?
Heinig's on Tumblr.
rachelisagirl:
latsblamecanada.tumblr.com
Not that I’m suggesting you follow him. He answers rhetorical questions snarkily. I love him anyways.
NAOMI
♥
letsblamecanada:
i finally see what you did there, in regards to my account being left signed in
It appears I cant like or comment on it because technically i wrote it
And im also not sure how to tag you in a post or any of that fancy like stuff on twitter
So im sorta relying on your ability to notice your own name written in big letters
Anyways, props
You got me
Now this long post...
